Our outlets are upside down. "The Biggest Book of Big Cats" has a tiger family on the cover. My first three toes are almost all the same length. The ceiling has a water stain on it. The rock collection on the window sill seems to be missing some of my favorite. It's already 2:01pm. Our neighbor has a bird feeder in her backyard (and our cat hasn't seemed to have noticed it either). There are funny handprint all over the mirror, just about N's height. The valve on the radiator looks like a rocket ship.