As my spaceship comes through the other side of the black hole I notice that the world in front of me is almost entirely water. As I get closer I notice a peculiar sight, there are schools of fish swimming around and one at a time, the fish are throwing themselves onto plates that float on the surface of the water. A bell rings and a swarm of small toothed whales casually flip the plates high in the air and deftly catch the spinning, shiny fish and then retreated back under the calm waves. That is when I notice the hoop obstacle course under the water with (apparent) teams wearing matching knit sweaters quickly moving through them. It was a porpoise paradise.