Black Hole Paradise

If i entered a black hole I would hope it would take me to a tropical paradise. The sand would be powder soft and sparkle in the suns rays. It would be a perfect 80 degrees with a slight breeze to sway the woven hammock. There would be no bugs except for butterflies which would be bountiful and bright colored. There would signing birds, friendly monkeys, and playful dolphins. Lastly, I could lay there all day and never get a sunburn!